umm if a girl makes me breakfast you best believe I am going to surprise her from behind and show some love ok
if I make you breakfast you better show me some love you’re dammn right because I don’t even make myself breakfast
umm, I think she’s putting away the dishes..
YES THANK YOU. Everyone’s commenting as if she’s making breakfast. But I MADE THE BREAKFAST. She’s doing the dishes as a thank you. Stop giving her credit for my cooking, tumblr. It aint cool.
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
Anonymous asked: What do you think about love, life and Canada ?
“Love, life and Canada” omg wat